tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post4770732603911967616..comments2023-10-15T06:24:58.453-04:00Comments on Musings of a Barefoot Foodie: Where's my wingman?Brittanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15874958369943279206noreply@blogger.comBlogger43125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-3305348683738617852008-08-10T02:28:00.000-04:002008-08-10T02:28:00.000-04:00I, for one, think those bangers are HAWT. They mak...I, for one, think those bangers are HAWT. They make you look rough and high fashion and mysterious.flickrlovrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02117388568256835321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-24153545098868883502008-08-03T20:04:00.000-04:002008-08-03T20:04:00.000-04:00Mine finally grew in and I am NOT cutting them aga...Mine finally grew in and I am NOT cutting them again! Now my cowlick can fuck off cuz I'm parting my hair in the center. So there.Heatherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07630354073303047529noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-29074782014623768292008-08-02T22:59:00.000-04:002008-08-02T22:59:00.000-04:00Gwen...HAHA! I know, I wish my hubby would have s...Gwen...HAHA! I know, I wish my hubby would have stopped me!<BR/><BR/>Jen...I do, hats and bobby pins for me the next two months.<BR/><BR/>Judy...I don't know, i have issues I think.<BR/><BR/>Charlie...Um thanks, I will so be auditioning for a role in the next serial killer lesbian chic flick, and yes...I am very aware I missed a section.<BR/><BR/>Nanny...Dude, I just got your ass on mine, so now we are even! WOOT!<BR/><BR/>Dreaded...I am also not cutting my hair anymore...you know...unless I accidentally do it at 3am.<BR/><BR/>Anissa...I LOVE YA GIRL! Seriously, those memes are hard to come up with answers for:)<BR/><BR/>Rachel...I am seeking stylist help on Monday...we will see:)<BR/><BR/>Brittany...God love ya, and you are soooo a gay hairdresser with that texture talk...like Kevin Bacon in Beauty Shop.<BR/><BR/>Dan...HAHAHAHA! We would be best friends!<BR/><BR/>Lori...OMG, we could totally have a cane fight!<BR/><BR/>Lisa...Agreed, I am so pinning them pback, and I need to STOP trying to even them out...things are getting worse.<BR/><BR/>Emiline...LIke I said on your site, you are SO welcome:) Sign up for it and we can stumble each other all day long:)<BR/><BR/>Momjeans...COOLEST NAME EVER! And thank you, you have supplied me with the best, most honest answer. Truth is, I we would both be too drunk:)Brittanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15874958369943279206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-14574459884933798252008-08-02T18:47:00.000-04:002008-08-02T18:47:00.000-04:00Sorry for the bad judgement on the hair. I should ...Sorry for the bad judgement on the hair. I should have been there with you to put an end to your behavior. But then again, I would have been 3 glasses of wine deep too and would have cut it myself.Kirstenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05648349804434938726noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-91234785804079837322008-08-02T16:04:00.000-04:002008-08-02T16:04:00.000-04:00Whoa...you stumbled me. Thank you!I don't have St...Whoa...you stumbled me. Thank you!<BR/><BR/>I don't have Stumbleupon. I guess I should get it.Emilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17204776831565649927noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-12929471204747009642008-08-02T15:30:00.000-04:002008-08-02T15:30:00.000-04:00Hey like everyone else said, at least they're long...Hey like everyone else said, at least they're long--you can pin 'em back!Miss Lisahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15430066224876012848noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-45601323521719544262008-08-02T13:02:00.000-04:002008-08-02T13:02:00.000-04:00So sorry I wasn't your wingman!!! I'd feel absolu...So sorry I wasn't your wingman!!! I'd feel absolutely horrible if your drunk bang cutting turned out to look like Lloyd Christmas. But I would've helped you find a nice orange tux to match the bangs!! Hell, maybe I'd even make my hair into a messy mop like Harry Dunne, just to help ya out!Lorihttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17622990613909947679noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-6040256158142079602008-08-02T04:05:00.000-04:002008-08-02T04:05:00.000-04:00Don't feel too bad-- I do stuff like this to mysel...Don't feel too bad-- I do stuff like this to myself all the time, and alcohol is not even involved. I'm just a fucking idiot.LiteralDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-89538327143192021612008-08-02T02:07:00.000-04:002008-08-02T02:07:00.000-04:00It's SO not that bad. I was picturing a Rosario Da...It's SO not that bad. I was picturing a Rosario Dawson in Death Proof disaster. Those bangs will be long in no time and until then, you've added some "texture" (don't I sound like a gay hairdresser?)<BR/><BR/>Seriously tho- you're still hot.<BR/><BR/>I'd totally do you.Brittanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01964356151167396230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-53399947305514157952008-08-02T00:54:00.000-04:002008-08-02T00:54:00.000-04:00Well, now I know not to get bangs!Seriously, I bet...Well, now I know not to get bangs!<BR/><BR/>Seriously, I bet trimmed with proper scissors (KEEP AWAY FROM THE SAFETIES!) it will be cute! You may end up looking like a blonde Natalie Portman after all!Rachelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01591364514811329859noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-71692841845051139682008-08-01T21:35:00.000-04:002008-08-01T21:35:00.000-04:00You got tagged on my site because you ALWAYS make ...You got tagged on my site because you ALWAYS make me laugh! Head over and pick up your award, you funny-dirty girl.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-79235322480749058992008-08-01T20:35:00.000-04:002008-08-01T20:35:00.000-04:00At least you can cut your hair. I made a bet with ...At least you can cut your hair. I made a bet with the BF that I won't cut my hair for a year. Other than a trim. You know damn well that Jonnika is going to convince me to cut it at some point. Either her or Harvest. I have no will power when it comes to those two!<BR/><BR/>I'm sure you'll do something totally cute with your new bangs!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-20872608033093293512008-08-01T19:32:00.000-04:002008-08-01T19:32:00.000-04:00I have no excuse for not being there at 3am to put...I have no excuse for not being there at 3am to put a stop to your drunken sillyness. I also have no excuse for not having you on my blog roll. Well, at least I an remedy the latter!Nanny Goats In Pantieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019800312349427823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-84545788336374270632008-08-01T16:08:00.000-04:002008-08-01T16:08:00.000-04:00Sorry, all I can think of to say is:1. Still compl...Sorry, all I can think of to say is:<BR/><BR/>1. Still completely sexy, in that "one eye peeking out at you, to make you think I am a serial killer, lesbian chic flick way"<BR/><BR/>2. Ummm... you missed a spot.. there is one whole section that is longer than the other... did you notice that?<BR/><BR/>3. Still sexy, no matter what!Fiesty Charliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11133349260870751895noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-77686415198671164302008-08-01T14:40:00.000-04:002008-08-01T14:40:00.000-04:00Oh Brittany...what happens to you after dark??? I...Oh Brittany...what happens to you after dark??? I just instituted the no scissor rule around here (for different reasons of course) but you need to have one for yourself!!!<BR/><BR/>They'll grow back!Judy@nofearentertaininghttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06825595275519383264noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-18528136029003167702008-08-01T13:24:00.000-04:002008-08-01T13:24:00.000-04:00Hmm...I hope you like hats.Hmm...I hope you like hats.The Mom Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14013214017240987993noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-3668602696519356712008-08-01T11:57:00.000-04:002008-08-01T11:57:00.000-04:00If I could only count the number of times that's h...If I could only count the number of times that's happened in my house - hubby walks into the bathroom and sees me at the sink with scissors poised directly over my eyes "Sweetie... put. the. scissors.... down." **snip** "Oh crap." <BR/><BR/>I usually cry and bitch at him afterwards. At least once a year.Samhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05814226133626149225noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-90065565381451107682008-08-01T11:50:00.000-04:002008-08-01T11:50:00.000-04:00Shelly...Roll out the fold out bed sweetie, mama i...Shelly...Roll out the fold out bed sweetie, mama is coming!<BR/><BR/>Swirl...Um no, thankfully we leave that up to the waxing gods.<BR/><BR/>Average Girl...I think cowlick is the funniest hair word ever. <BR/><BR/>Dejoni...If you come over, bring your scissors...mine are now missing.<BR/><BR/>Offended Blogger...I would if my head was a cute shape, but i think it is slanted funny.<BR/><BR/>Anissa...HAHAHAHA! thanks, no more Walmart haircuts for me!!!Brittanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15874958369943279206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-65646560519875808962008-08-01T11:29:00.000-04:002008-08-01T11:29:00.000-04:00I'm going to go ahead and click on your ads so tha...I'm going to go ahead and click on your ads so that you get some cashola that will make possible a haircut from someone not 5 glasses into a bottle of Wild Turkey.<BR/><BR/>And that does not include anyone at SuperCuts.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-35294586732660137852008-08-01T10:17:00.000-04:002008-08-01T10:17:00.000-04:00Uh oh you better just pull a *ahem* Britany and sh...Uh oh you better just pull a *ahem* Britany and shave your whole head now!<BR/><BR/>No, seriously, do it. And remember to take pics!! :pChelle Blöggerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02878155948127423843noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-81475644724074879852008-08-01T10:11:00.000-04:002008-08-01T10:11:00.000-04:00I think I need to come to your house to do an inte...I think I need to come to your house to do an intervention. <BR/>I do recommend waxing while drinking...takes the edge off....but don't do the brows....you may end up looking a little "surprised".Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-67253745230604057602008-08-01T08:21:00.000-04:002008-08-01T08:21:00.000-04:00Well, you left them long. See, if you had a cowlic...Well, you left them long. See, if you had a cowlick - that would be funny, but I would NEVER laugh at you.........ok, maybe if I was drunk I would.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-80867940834230311092008-08-01T01:29:00.000-04:002008-08-01T01:29:00.000-04:00Seek professional help. Not for the bangs, but fo...Seek professional help. Not for the bangs, but for the trimming while drinking.<BR/><BR/>Hope you didnt' do the the 'landscape' too! Ouch.Swirl Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18241915723936809627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-44349795980638386222008-07-31T22:50:00.000-04:002008-07-31T22:50:00.000-04:00Hmmm... The last time I had bangs I told myself an...Hmmm... The last time I had bangs I told myself and my husband NEVER again. I feel for you but I bet you still look cute! And please come to Vegas anytime. We can go out drinking and be each other's wingmen when we get crazy ideas!Shelly...https://www.blogger.com/profile/04947424691739177406noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-34684626849659035042008-07-31T22:48:00.000-04:002008-07-31T22:48:00.000-04:00Elisa...please come get them! I do not need to be...Elisa...please come get them! I do not need to be in the position to try and even these bitches out.<BR/><BR/>Shannon...Hell no they aren't safe. My stylist is going to kill me.<BR/><BR/>Emily...Now I am stuck clipping them back all the time, which annoys me.<BR/><BR/>Kel...You know what, I AM hip! $100 says Heidi steals my look on the next Project Runway. She always steals my ideas.<BR/><BR/>Jenni...The makeover epi on ANTM is my FAVORITE! I love when they hack they hair off!<BR/><BR/>Weith...Oh I am totally going to feather it, good call!<BR/><BR/>Nicole...Yikes. Please dispose of all your scissors.<BR/><BR/>Danger...Hey, I got your back sweetie, you are NOT allowed to cut your bangs.<BR/><BR/>Emiline...Oh Goldie would have been hot! <BR/><BR/>Julie...Hahahaha, hats and hair clips sweetie:)<BR/><BR/>Threeboys...I will tell you what, your ass better be here next time.<BR/><BR/>Mekhismom...Good call, any excuse for a pedi!<BR/><BR/>AJ...True, good thing I didn't get a face tattoo of that bazooka wiener thing the other day!<BR/><BR/>KD...I love you because you put my entertainment before your hair. And that means a lot.<BR/><BR/>Jennifer...Yes, thankfully, I did not repeat the Lloyd Christmas bangs I had in the past. I need to learn this lesson.<BR/><BR/>Ali...I KNOW! NEVER cut your own bangs. EVER!<BR/><BR/>Alanna...Oh I would love me some fake Jessica Simpson hair!<BR/><BR/>JoJo...My husband would leave me...then who would do the laundry?Brittanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15874958369943279206noreply@blogger.com