tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post7738304532719493545..comments2023-10-15T06:24:58.453-04:00Comments on Musings of a Barefoot Foodie: I think I am on a boat....of doom.Brittanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15874958369943279206noreply@blogger.comBlogger38125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-44170085948493221392008-09-12T03:41:00.000-04:002008-09-12T03:41:00.000-04:00Oh, Allison, Allison, Allison. You're hilarious. A...Oh, Allison, Allison, Allison. You're hilarious. Are you sure you and Britt aren't soul bloggin' sistas? Hmmmm...flickrlovrhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02117388568256835321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-30777958064744039012008-09-09T14:04:00.000-04:002008-09-09T14:04:00.000-04:00First of all Ally...you *&^%$# crack me up! T...First of all Ally...you *&^%$# crack me up! There are lots of "tricks" to get the price of that wedding dress up...I do have 18 years experience in the matter. Jesus that makes me really old...I mean wise.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-69760281370193193642008-09-08T15:27:00.000-04:002008-09-08T15:27:00.000-04:00Don't hate me but my wedding dress was $200. Of c...Don't hate me but my wedding dress was $200. Of course I have been married 17 years...crap, inflation and all...you are going to have to go into some heavy negotiation.Texashollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17982077447405220888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-2763183050957074662008-09-06T22:45:00.000-04:002008-09-06T22:45:00.000-04:00Allison - why do you save the classic post for som...Allison - why do you save the classic post for someone else's blog, all the while neglecting your own with run-of-the-mill crap? That's like giving better birthday presents to your kids' friends than to your own kids. Which I guess I could see you doing...Ben Hameenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13657262633970566778noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-16870317974887059142008-09-06T12:34:00.000-04:002008-09-06T12:34:00.000-04:00Oh Holy Crap! Where do I even start with this? F...Oh Holy Crap! Where do I even start with this? <BR/>First off - Fiance needs an ENORMOUS wallet adjustment if he thinks your dress is going to cost $200. What the heck are you supposed to do? Make it out of toilet paper and straws? Why do boys think that once we've got the ring we'll be happy with that? We will NOT be happy until a minimum of 30K has been spent on our wedding!<BR/>Keep the jean jacket. And the hot pink shoes. You will ROCK them again!<BR/>And yes, you can wait to feed your kid. I'll leave mine for HOURS at a time because Mommy need her beauty rest. What's wrong with that?<BR/>Oh, and I'm required, as a Mom, to tell you that pregnancy and parenting are the great joys of life. Blah, blah, blah. I have to tell you this. They make you sign a contract before they'll give you your baby. Not sure what will happen if I don't!JenEverAfterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03206432673037079130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-34883635888625915622008-09-06T08:18:00.000-04:002008-09-06T08:18:00.000-04:00LOL! I like auntie - she seems to know what she's ...LOL! I like auntie - she seems to know what she's talking about! Hope you are feeling better! Morning sickness is a bitch!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-48927954241704682312008-09-06T08:13:00.000-04:002008-09-06T08:13:00.000-04:00Congratulations Brittany! Allison, search Etsy for...Congratulations Brittany! Allison, search Etsy for wedding gowns. 300 is not a lot, but you might find some affordable, original ones for a good price.Elisa @ Globetrotting in Heelshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13920820564549246339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-73372646107403747692008-09-06T07:45:00.000-04:002008-09-06T07:45:00.000-04:00Love the guest post! Just bite the bullet and go f...Love the guest post! <BR/><BR/>Just bite the bullet and go for the baby. <BR/>Let me tell you, breastfeeding is the best weightloss plan ever! You burn calories while sitting on your ass. AWESOME! You can totally drink while breastfeeding, you just have to pump and dump (which is buring even more calories!). And you can eat whatever you want and used the excuse, "Oh, the baby gets gassy if I eat vegetables, I need to stick to chocolate" and people will believe you!!!Laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02397437080763289320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-46405936241974885802008-09-06T06:58:00.000-04:002008-09-06T06:58:00.000-04:00omigosh i spit my coffee out all over my computer ...omigosh i spit my coffee out all over my computer screen... my co-workers DEF do not get what was so damn funny! thanks for making my midnight shift laughable!<BR/>ChrissiTHE FRYOR CLANhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16503656057279129664noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-8766292737663554512008-09-06T01:09:00.000-04:002008-09-06T01:09:00.000-04:00Brittany - I'm a friend of Allison's and have been...Brittany - I'm a friend of Allison's and have been enjoying your musings for while now....hope you start to feel better soon.<BR/><BR/>Allison - Good form. This was a nice start to my day and, seeing as how I am just getting home from work, thinking about dinner and getting around to commenting, it might indicate my day and how this is now a good way to end it.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17138943065663746855noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-27037584021332032622008-09-06T00:39:00.000-04:002008-09-06T00:39:00.000-04:00Brittany- thanks for letting Allison post! Alliso...Brittany- thanks for letting Allison post! <BR/><BR/>Allison- I do want you to know that as the mom of one your neices, there WILL be payback when you & Laef have kids of your own for all of the bad influence and bad ideas you have exposed Sophie too!Stephaniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18342013773448851518noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-52211113524077298982008-09-06T00:28:00.000-04:002008-09-06T00:28:00.000-04:00I agree with everything you said, except.....jean ...I agree with everything you said, except.....jean jackets have never, never, never gone out of style. You should see how cute they look with almost everything! Please don't ever throw yours away.kelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14860197726471180310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-80675918570908084552008-09-06T00:20:00.000-04:002008-09-06T00:20:00.000-04:00Holy crap! You MUST be related to Brittany :) Yo...Holy crap! You MUST be related to Brittany :) You had me cracking up the whole way through. <BR/><BR/>I just walked by an American Apparel store today. It appears as if Fanny Packs are making a come back. <BR/><BR/>Hang onto that jean jacket girlfriend!Momisodeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06752015177628948631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-85501991666697969772008-09-05T21:10:00.000-04:002008-09-05T21:10:00.000-04:00OMG- you are So Brittany's sister. Hilarious p...OMG- you are So Brittany's sister. Hilarious post.<BR/>FYI even after marriage & kids, you still hold on to the out-of-date clothes, but it's cuz it's your "skinny clothes". for when you lose the baby weight. Even though the baby's 7.Sue Wilkeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06611804749003805841noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-36937264527776179602008-09-05T20:53:00.000-04:002008-09-05T20:53:00.000-04:00Hi Allison...hey, you're funny!Hi Allison...hey, you're funny!Nanny Goats In Pantieshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06019800312349427823noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-45158759131485396902008-09-05T20:30:00.000-04:002008-09-05T20:30:00.000-04:00Hi Allison!!Congratulations Britt!!!! I'll have to...Hi Allison!!<BR/><BR/>Congratulations Britt!!!! I'll have to give you a big hug the next time I see you at the salon!!Shellyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10945515310049923643noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-7017452061275173442008-09-05T20:18:00.000-04:002008-09-05T20:18:00.000-04:00What a hoot!!! Had me rolling :) What a great gu...What a hoot!!! Had me rolling :) What a great guest writer :)hippos toeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11692462327962053016noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-61614885162202310522008-09-05T19:59:00.000-04:002008-09-05T19:59:00.000-04:00Allison- no wonder you and Britt are friends! Y'al...Allison- no wonder you and Britt are friends! Y'all are hilarious and we can't wait to hear all the funny things about the marriage and babies and puking and stretch marks and mood swings...it's a riot! But it's worth it! Really! <BR/><BR/>Britt- crackers, pretzels, pasta with salt. It's a girl, btw. Maybe.jill jill bo billhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08559834800523759760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-66760481807094385272008-09-05T19:26:00.000-04:002008-09-05T19:26:00.000-04:00Great post Allison, my advice, don't do it!Tell Br...Great post Allison, my advice, don't do it!<BR/><BR/>Tell Brittany not to worry, she'll feel a lot better soon, like in about 18 years time or there abouts. :-)Janhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12602837899220828404noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-8646858160123230712008-09-05T18:51:00.000-04:002008-09-05T18:51:00.000-04:00brit - im fucking dying over here too with the nau...brit - im fucking dying over here too with the nausea. at least this is my first time. i didnt know any better. this is your third. to me, not fucking worth it. of course, i dont want to be that parent with just one spoiled ass kid. thats why i gotta buy the other one.<BR/><BR/>pregnancy BLOWS. when does the cool part start?little.lambhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12351098715969027306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-30162086205462483842008-09-05T17:40:00.000-04:002008-09-05T17:40:00.000-04:00Dan: Wow! Thanks! Again, my friends are rolling th...Dan: Wow! Thanks! Again, my friends are rolling their eyes out of their heads over this comment.<BR/><BR/>Missy: ALL of the things you mentioned are supposed to be in a vault. A LOCKED vault. Bitch.<BR/><BR/>Swirl Girl: Thanks for all the positive feedback. You made me feel like this is going to work after all!<BR/><BR/>Mekhismom: I have a feeling that once I have my own little bbs, I'm going to become a lot more sentimental and if I have a girl I might actually play dress up in my wedding dress someday.<BR/><BR/>Jason: Good point. As usual. :)Allisonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00227894503764262908noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-34024859362105236262008-09-05T17:02:00.000-04:002008-09-05T17:02:00.000-04:00Before everyone starts feeling too sorry for $200-...Before everyone starts feeling too sorry for $200-dress Allison, let's remember that she'd rather reorganize her closet than have sex.<BR/><BR/>And can a girl still holding on to 1999 denim really complain about budget restrictions? Sounds like a match made in heaven.<BR/><BR/>(Good post, A-Ross.)Jason Bellamyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18150199580478147196noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-60125298979405129262008-09-05T15:11:00.000-04:002008-09-05T15:11:00.000-04:00You know you could always rent an outstanding desi...You know you could always rent an outstanding designer dress with that budget. Because based on your post I don't think you are going to be all that sentimental and try to hand the dress down to your grands in this lifetime. My dress is in the closet collecting dust -one time only, shoulda rented the Vera Wang.Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05634096295956313230noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-33759061408465419882008-09-05T14:30:00.000-04:002008-09-05T14:30:00.000-04:00allison- let me just start by saying that you can ...allison- let me just start by saying that you can get a dress for $200. David's Bridal Warehouse... I got mine there . Sure it was taffeta and not silk but it looked just like the one is the magazine and saved us money for better booze and food - which is what makes the party anyway!<BR/><BR/>Second- if you'd rather clean out your closet than have sex...are you sure you're not married already? <BR/><BR/>and C) I had the occasional glass of wine while preggers and (with my Dr's knowledge) my kids are awesome sleepers and only slightly whack. <BR/><BR/>I had my kids at 36 and 40 so it's never too late!Swirl Girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18241915723936809627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-53976497003770048452008-09-05T14:22:00.000-04:002008-09-05T14:22:00.000-04:00Hi Brittany!You dont know me, but any friend of Al...Hi Brittany!<BR/><BR/>You dont know me, but any friend of Allison is a friend of mine!<BR/><BR/>You see, she left a couple of my favorite follies out. (More like a couple thousand, but whatever.)<BR/><BR/>I'm curious to see how she will explain her coo coo juice inspired tango with firewood show...sans pants (camping '07) to the future Morris cherubs. <BR/><BR/>Or, why in the world she wore hospital scrub pants to Nordstrom? "Well Laef Jr, after Mommy drank champs from a straw all night and slept in her party shirt and scrubs on the bathroom floor, the last thing Mommy thought about was grabbing her designer jeans out of the drawer at the hotel, oopsie!"<BR/><BR/>No doubt Motherhood and married life will minimize her falling down in the strip club moments (in my formerly white jacket, thankyouverymuch). <BR/><BR/>However, if being hungover is anything like morning sickness, at least she will have lots of practice. <BR/><BR/>Heart.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com