tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post8825778627923350447..comments2023-10-15T06:24:58.453-04:00Comments on Musings of a Barefoot Foodie: The Scarlet LetterBrittanyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/15874958369943279206noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-87709127821501737462008-09-28T21:06:00.000-04:002008-09-28T21:06:00.000-04:00Ick. I would rather run down the street naked with...Ick. I would rather run down the street naked with my vibrator then speak the word SEX to my parents. <BR/><BR/>Haven't give up my Daddy Princess Crown either apparently. <BR/><BR/>Oh, and I have that weird random hair on my boob too. It's..so...weird.Robinhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16144713142229970998noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-49902737426578236362008-09-16T13:38:00.000-04:002008-09-16T13:38:00.000-04:00What!??! I thought I was hte only person that play...What!??! I thought I was hte only person that played Dr. Mario!! And by the way I KICK ASS!!HeatherWhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00003031992426484830noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-60090960706701969392008-09-16T11:39:00.000-04:002008-09-16T11:39:00.000-04:00As always, I'm late to comment but OMG same proble...As always, I'm late to comment but OMG same problem here thankyouverymuch! What is it about sex talk and parents. Do they think we are virgins forever or what?! I still don't get it. <BR/><BR/>My mom once mentioned in front of a friend of mine to me where I was conceived. I wanted to stab my ears.Mariehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16323696998854147831noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-75161331717438612212008-09-15T14:38:00.000-04:002008-09-15T14:38:00.000-04:00My inlaws think we got married after dating 3 mont...My inlaws think we got married after dating 3 months, because my husband won't tell them we lived together a year before that, and shagged for quite some years prior to that. I think they think we have separate beds.Alicia Foodycathttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11931796992646884249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-87245049135149744512008-09-14T17:36:00.000-04:002008-09-14T17:36:00.000-04:00Dude, you're such a whore. Which is not a bad thi...Dude, you're such a whore. Which is not a bad thing. When you're done making this baby, can you make me one? Please? I'll buy an Inn with you.Sarah Bellumhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16536648074258319524noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-20521525264765457422008-09-14T12:25:00.000-04:002008-09-14T12:25:00.000-04:00Like you, my babes are close together. Each time I...Like you, my babes are close together. Each time I was a bit embarrassed, because then my parents knew I was doing it. <BR/><BR/>But the third time, my husband announced it on my son's first birthday. I think he was so proud he still worked about the testicular C. <BR/><BR/>His parents thought we were joking, and actually laughed. <BR/><BR/>Then my MIL related that when she had her pregnancies, she was sure her parents though all she did was have sex. She said this to me! I had a just one year old, two year old and a bun in the oven.<BR/><BR/>When people say you've been busy, you know just what they mean.<BR/>JenNot Just Any Jenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13131729987970183569noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-52003015611338575042008-09-14T10:16:00.000-04:002008-09-14T10:16:00.000-04:00I don't know what qualifies me to be a knottie oth...I don't know what qualifies me to be a knottie other than a profile, but I guess I kinda was. I mean I got on to watch the Toledo board train wreck, but I rarely/never posted. My sister got hooked on your blog too, after I told her you took on the role of mother to "Irish Twins". She has a girl and a boy though. I don't know which is harder.Start a buzzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03586307993519169096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-13529745986615717932008-09-14T01:23:00.000-04:002008-09-14T01:23:00.000-04:00Soooo, are you going to have a sit down with them?...Soooo, are you going to have a sit down with them? Or is this just going to happen over the dinner table? "Mom, Dad, there's a baby in my belly, and my hubby's winky dink put it there." Now THAT'S dinner conversation!JenEverAfterhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03206432673037079130noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-50924989820900099782008-09-14T01:04:00.000-04:002008-09-14T01:04:00.000-04:00ok, this is weird, but i can talk about sex easier...ok, this is weird, but i can talk about sex easier with my mil than my mom. that's gross now that i have thought about it.amelia bedeliahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18330802665397801131noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-13931293373294050282008-09-13T16:28:00.000-04:002008-09-13T16:28:00.000-04:00Sue...Come on...let's get real here...we BOTH know...Sue...Come on...let's get real here...we BOTH know that percentage is more like 80%.<BR/><BR/>Mekhismom...I don't know, I like to consider my parents brilliantly sheltered in the respect of my sex life...even if it's not true, it helps me sleep.<BR/><BR/>AJ...Um yeah, my parent's "you know" would make my head explode.<BR/><BR/>Christy...Stork, darling.<BR/><BR/>Queen...HAHA! You deserve all kinds of sexy time!<BR/><BR/>JoJo...Dude, totally. <BR/><BR/>Lizzie...I did the same thing in college, every apartment my boyfriend and I rented had two bedrooms! Most expensive virginal cover up ever!<BR/><BR/>Diane...HAHA! Good to know she has tastes!<BR/><BR/>Jill...Sweet Jesus!<BR/><BR/>Aubrey...Maybe they assume that all married people don't have sex anymore. I like to assume my parents are celibate. <BR/><BR/>Jennifer...You think?<BR/><BR/>Threeboys...No, you are my favorite editor ever! Seriously, I type too fast, and you always save my ass!<BR/><BR/>Kathy...HAHA! Yeah,my dad pretty much has nothing to do with me until I bring a baby home from the hospital..until then, I just have a "condition."<BR/><BR/>Jen...HAHA! I know, I am dying to get a hotel for the night,but I so do not want to ask them to babysit, they know a hotel equals a full night of sex...in reality, it just totally means watching tv in bed with food and sleeping in. <BR/><BR/>Sra...Dr. mario is the BEST GAME EVER INVENTED. And you can quote me on that.<BR/><BR/>Tuesday...Haha...I think my mom reads it, maybe my dad...lucky I feel cushioned from the blow by the internet. Like, they can read it, but I don't have to own up to it in person. <BR/><BR/>dcd...Thanks! And it scares me how often the word electrolysis enters my mind. <BR/><BR/>Danger...Yeah, yeah:)<BR/><BR/>Swirl...1. I hear ya, we only did it 'cause we had to. 2. I refuse to accept that.<BR/><BR/>Jenni...They are a lifesaver after labor!<BR/><BR/>Annie...That is hilarious! Does she give you gifts of massage oil and romantic candles?<BR/><BR/>Lamb...Don't worry darling, it will pick up into hyper mode soon enough, get your rest while you can. <BR/><BR/>Keely...yeah, my parents would be bad. My in laws would be vomit inducing!<BR/><BR/>Emily...Or maybe some sort of alien probing?<BR/><BR/>Dan...See, nipple hair on guys is manly and hot though. I guess I should be thankful I only have one.<BR/><BR/>How to party...HAHAHA! I told them that the first time, this last time was a total secret...for that very reason!<BR/><BR/>Tasha...Fuck yes they do, just bring a rubber sheet to lay on.<BR/><BR/>Start a buzz...From the beginning? That is scary, things sucked ass back then:) Thanks for sticking it out! And where in Swantucky? Were you a former knottie? <BR/><BR/>Holly...Seriously, if I posted pictures of my girly parts, would you still just be focused on how gross the nipple hair is???<BR/><BR/>Kel...BWahahahahaha! Cue the rim shot!<BR/><BR/>Carrie...How fast can you get it to me:)<BR/><BR/>Sandy...I. WOULD. DIE. I feel like dying for you! I just can't even imagine!<BR/><BR/>Laura...I wish I could make the stork theory airtight. <BR/><BR/>Cook...Well welcome the crap back! Stick around this time!<BR/><BR/>Elizabeth...Word. My dad is convinced that for the next 7 months, I merely have a condition.Brittanyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15874958369943279206noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-36462805111926025382008-09-13T14:58:00.000-04:002008-09-13T14:58:00.000-04:00Love the post. I swear my father could barely tal...Love the post. I swear my father could barely talk to me about my pregnancy, for fear he'd have to consider how I got that way! lolBeth and Janicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01980291929364435683noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-52462434398269865032008-09-13T14:00:00.000-04:002008-09-13T14:00:00.000-04:00i totally forgot how awesome your blog is because ...i totally forgot how awesome your blog is because all i ever freakin' do is read diehard food blogs but YOU are wonderful so i apologize for being gone so long but i am catching up and laughing my ass off...michael, claudia and sierrahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10466840130053606273noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-30155697684901266492008-09-13T12:18:00.000-04:002008-09-13T12:18:00.000-04:00So damn funny! I can say "sex" in front of my mom....So damn funny! I can say "sex" in front of my mom. As for the mother-in-law... our children were brought by the stork.Laurahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02397437080763289320noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-20958269593561198592008-09-13T00:43:00.000-04:002008-09-13T00:43:00.000-04:00I had to buy ovulation predictor kits today at Tar...I had to buy ovulation predictor kits today at Target. My mom insisted she come with. <BR/><BR/>I tried to lose her in the cookie/snack isle. She found me at check out.<BR/><BR/>Longest eye. roll. ever.Momisodeshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06752015177628948631noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-67360641689281903172008-09-12T23:18:00.000-04:002008-09-12T23:18:00.000-04:00Ah shoot, you should have tweeted me! I found a B...Ah shoot, you should have tweeted me! I found a Baby Jesus Cheeto the other day while I was eating some Cheddar Jalapeno Cheetos. I TOTALLY would have overnighted it to you, had I known.<BR/><BR/>I have a picture of it up on my blog. Feel free to use it if it helps your "virginal delusion" for your parents! " )Carriehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05914463084777786772noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-70610250124363828442008-09-12T23:13:00.000-04:002008-09-12T23:13:00.000-04:00Nailed it! Pun intended.Nailed it! Pun intended.kelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14860197726471180310noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-2534586330640090912008-09-12T22:44:00.001-04:002008-09-12T22:44:00.001-04:00Love your cover story. Genius.And the nipple hair...Love your cover story. Genius.<BR/><BR/>And the nipple hair? a bit TMI. I can't believe out of everything you posted I am worried about that nipple hair...OMG!Texashollyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17982077447405220888noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-44830620990852363492008-09-12T22:44:00.000-04:002008-09-12T22:44:00.000-04:00Hello. I have been reading your blog since you sta...Hello. I have been reading your blog since you started it, and it makes me wonder where the heck you were when I was living in Swantucky! I could have used a funny friend to get me through my short lived residence there. I still have so many questions about that town. At least I get to visit there every other week since my house had been for sale there for um, 2.5 years. Please keep up the awesome, but strangely relatable posts.Start a buzzhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03586307993519169096noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-64738440738623014872008-09-12T22:37:00.000-04:002008-09-12T22:37:00.000-04:00Dh and I have dicussed renting a room by the hour,...Dh and I have dicussed renting a room by the hour, so at least we can get louder than a whisper and not have to worry about little knocks on the door at 10pm. It's Vegas, after all. Rooms by the hour really exist..right?Tashahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09330605713290634407noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-3856872776026315582008-09-12T19:06:00.000-04:002008-09-12T19:06:00.000-04:00The worst is when you have to tell your mom you're...The worst is when you have to tell your mom you're "trying," whick is basically saying "we're fucking without a rubber."How to Party with an Infanthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18006095494335166353noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-45618954733426647982008-09-12T18:37:00.000-04:002008-09-12T18:37:00.000-04:00I'm trying to decide which I love more-- this post...I'm trying to decide which I love more-- this post, or Keely's comment above.<BR/><BR/>Brittany, once again you and I are totally on the same page here. Except for that creepy nipple hair... I have probably thousands of those. But then, they're well camouflaged.LiteralDanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16704368269389527451noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-14319138848207945142008-09-12T18:11:00.000-04:002008-09-12T18:11:00.000-04:00Um, my mom still totally thinks I'm a virgin. And ...Um, my mom still totally thinks I'm a virgin. And that's not a baby I'm growing. It's a, um, tumor. Yeah, a tumor!Emilyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04544333730313582279noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-86091248589238033772008-09-12T17:15:00.000-04:002008-09-12T17:15:00.000-04:00My relationship with my own parents strikes the de...My relationship with my own parents strikes the delicat balance between total denial and TMI.<BR/><BR/>My relationships with HUBBY'S parents, on the other hand - my MIL once made a comment along the lines of, "If he thinks I'm going to have sex with him just because he did the dishes for the first time in 40 years, he's out of his mind!".<BR/><BR/>I think I had an aneurysm. Right now, I'm walking around with an aneurysm. Then I told hubby about the conversation, and HE is now walking around with several strokes, a heart attack, and a brain tumor. Gah.Keelyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06323783519078200647noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-67191534337214079372008-09-12T17:10:00.000-04:002008-09-12T17:10:00.000-04:00shit. LOVE the post, but i was hoping you were gon...shit. LOVE the post, but i was hoping you were gonna talk about the lack of sex drive while pregnant. cause...i am SO there.little.lambhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12351098715969027306noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5083732494748031591.post-64055758021952484502008-09-12T16:39:00.001-04:002008-09-12T16:39:00.001-04:00I like that turkey baster idea! My mom wants ANOTH...I like that turkey baster idea! My mom wants ANOTHER grandbaby again she all but begs for overnights with my kids....so I can procreate.Anniehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05779674385680471352noreply@blogger.com