Aloha Lazy Ass

I've scrapped my grand idea of grilled chicken tenders marinated in pineapple and served with a Polynesian dipping sauce. The thought of doing this tires me. We are doing wings instead. I feel like a luau birthday party sell out, but eh...who needs authenticity when there is plenty of liquor to be had?

I'd cancel the traditional hula dancers...but then I would just be phoning it in.