Saturday, June 21, 2008

10 days to hotness.

Sometimes, when your husband isn't home, and you are left all alone to sort through all your old skinny clothes to sell at your garage sale tomorrow, and it's after midnight, and you are drinking a beer listening to Air Supply, and you feel all lonely and sweaty and fat...you make rash decisions.

Like, oh, I don't know....ordering Tony Horton's 10 Minute trainer?

The people on TV saw results in just 10 days. 10 days! And, it didn't even look like it was a fat person head superimposed on a skinny person body either, so it must be legit!

Once, I explain to hubz that I am saving over $300 had I gone ahead and purchased all 8 billion pieces of this program separately, he should be totally cool. If not, I will just flash him my rock hard abs and arms of steel, then he'll know who wears the skinny pants around here.

11 comments:

Natalie said...

air supply. back in high school air supply made me do a few things i'm not quite proud of either.

lost in love and i don't know much...

i'm all out of love. i'm so lost without you...

yep...it was totally their fault!

The Mom said...

My BF since I was in first grade LOVE Air Supply!! I almost uploaded a song to my playlist!

I am totally all about fast results when it comes to exercising, so if it works for you, i am going to try it!

Emily said...

Air Supply, beer, and too-small skinny clothes are a bad combination. A should totally appreciate the $300 savings, especially once you're looking hawt in just 10 days.

MEP said...

Okay, you listen to Air Supply, are professedly always hungry, and are susceptible to the promises of fitness infomercials . . . we may have been separated at birth.

I spent more time than I care to admit on amazon.com the other day, scouting out workout DVDs, including some by the crazy trainer Jillian Michaels from The Biggest Loser. I'm super pregnant right now, but somehow I allowed myself to imagine that in a month or so, I will not only be able to exercise regularly but to match Jillian's intensity and insanity . . . I haven't placed the order yet, but I will, unless of course I catch Tony's infomercial first.

Fiesty Charlie said...

You cracked me up with this post.... let me know if it works... I may have to get that information on ordering from you...

But, do I have to listen to Air Supply?

Brittany said...

Natalie...I gave you were right, believing for so long...

The mom...I will keep youup to date when it arrives in 5-7 days with my super free shipping upgrade:) And now you NEED to upload some A/S.

Emily...My thoughts exactly, he'll forget all about the two easy payment of $39.99 once I look like pre-pregnancy Jessica Alba.

Mep...HA! I love meeting another perpetually hungry, beer drinking A/S groupie!!! We must be long lost twins, just like Bette Midler and Lily Tomlin in big Business.

Charlie...Um, if you want to lose the weight, then yes, you have to listen to Air Supply. The chemical reaction their pitch perfect harmonies provide stimulates the lobe of the brain related to getting hot ass skinny. Sorry, but it's science.

HRH said...

Holy cow you are funny. You are on the blog roll as of 5 minutes from now.

I'm all out of love, I'm so lost without you....

Thanks for stopping by and good luck with that whole rock hard abs thing.

Gypsy at Heart said...

Might I have the details. I'd like to order it too.

Not Just Any Jen said...

Aw, man. Air Supply sucks!

schwartz said...

Keep us updated. And you are just that much cooler now that you mentioned Big Business.

Brittany said...

hrhr....Likewise my friend! Todays post had me rolling, you are hilarious! I added you to mine in as well, and as soon as my six pack arrives, I will post pictures, heck, i will put them on a card and snail mail it to everyone I know.

Gypsy...10minutetrainer.com It looks to good to be true, and I am sure that is the case....but I will be trying it anyways. If anything, at least I will have a new set of coasters for my coffee table:)

Jen...I am going to pretend I didn't see this comment.

Schwartz...HA! I love you that you have seen every obscure movie I have! We need an obscure movie night!