Friday, May 30, 2008

Why I love my mama.

Random conversation as we plant flowers in my garden.

Mom: Neil Diamond seems like such a nice guy, it is really surprising his son never went into music.
Me: Oh yeah? Hand me the little shovel please.
Mom: Then again, he is kinda known for that squeaky voice.
Me: Who is this?
Mom: Neil Diamond's son.
Me: Right, who is his son?
Mom: Dustin Diamond.
Me: What! Mom, Dustin Diamond is not Neil Diamond's son.
Mom: Yes he is.
Me: The guy who played Screech is not Neil Diamond's son.
Mom: I think you are wrong.
Me: No, ma, Dustin Diamond had a sex tape, I don't think any son of the great Neil Diamond would have a sex tape, or appear on Celebrity fit club.
Mom: Well that doesn't sound right, I better look it up on the world wide web.
Me: Whatever it takes, ma.

5 comments:

Not Just Any Jen said...

what?!?!? Not Neil Diamond's son! Cute you garden together.

little.lamb said...

OH MAN! i thought i was the only one that called their mom "ma".

LOVE THAT!

Anonymous said...

Your conversations with the "ma" sound an awful like the ones I have with my momma! LOL neil diamonds son!

Elisa @ Globetrotting in Heels said...

LOL, that's really funny. My mom is also just learning to google stuff and she gets totally lost, LOL

Brittany said...

I know, it is a shocking revelation, but my mom thinks anyone who has the same last name is related.

And yes, I totally call her ma, but it's usually all whiney and drawn out like maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa....