Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Dropping the ball(s)

So, what are you lambs up today?

Me?

Oh, well we spent the day eating chocolate and sipping frozen yummies in a toddler pool on a play date with a friend and her 3 and 7 year old sons.

I decided to spice thing up a bit by bringing along the bathtub crayons.

We drew lots of fun things on each other. Stars. Hearts. Dogs. Suns. Snakes. Even a lizard!

See, check me out, my friend's 7 year old son drew a cool bazooka on my face, he has an unhealthy obsession with bazookas and grenades.

Wow, at the risk of sounding 10 years old, me thinks that it doesn't so much resemble a bazooka, as a giant blue wiener!

Now, I'm not one to be critical of a child's artistic abilities, but...um...yes...that is definitely a penis, right there on my face along with a lovely set of balls...blue ones no less!

Can't say I haven't been in this postition before...fucking brilliant.

30 comments:

Mom Taxi Julie said...

OMG too funny. So how long did you walk around with a penis on your face for?

Shannon said...

Just one question..how long until you realized it resembled a penis?!

The Mom said...

I thought fishing pole...so i was close! ;)

AJ said...

Even with a penis on your face, your hair is always incredibly cute!

lamb said...

was i the only one waiting for a sneeze joke?

kel said...

Blue balls on your face? Seems like something I've heard of before.....

Brittany said...

FUCK! I see I've been beaten to the blue balls on your face joke.

Looking classy my darling.

Swirl Girl said...

Hey- I left you something on my site...and it's not blue balls or chicken

www.swirlgirlspearls.blogspot.com

ali said...

Forget the penis on your face, your eyebrows are GORGEOUS!

Anissa@Hope4Peyton said...

Stay in your comfort zone, I say.

Mama's Losin' It said...

I just linked to you from Swirl Girl and yep...you gothcherself a penis right there on your face.

I'm thinking...tattoo time??

Sandy C. said...

Bazooka, grenades,...penis. Same thing! :)

Allison said...

I like how you tried to help the blue balls with your little sideways peace sign. Good thinking.

Mekhismom said...

Funny! The penis is clearly recognizable.

Fiesty Charlie said...

Ummm... yeah... I am going to bed on that note... I have no words....

Raging Dad said...

Oh man, that kid pwned you bad. Seven years old, and already drawing cocknballs on his pals mom. Just imagine the MILF and "yo momma" jokes. You are either doomed, or set to be the coolest mom for life!

Emiline said...

Ha ha - love it! :)

Melissa said...

Why I think you're so great...

You're a young mom (like me! I'm 25). I know there are plenty of young mom's out there but I can't seem to find any cool and intelligent ones who are married and seem to have their life together. Also, you make lots of sex jokes which I think are the best kind. And I get all of your "pop culture" references which would be clearly wasted on an older audience. Thank you again for writing a great blog. I wish you didn't live so far away or I would stalk you until you let me be your friend.

Sincerely,
Melissa (San Diego, CA)

J.Danger said...

Brittany Blue Balls Magee!

Even with a penis on your face, you still look hot!

HeatherW said...

I do believe you are right!! Well it sounds like you had a better day than me...but then again isn't any day you get penis art on your face a good day!!

mara said...

Teheheee! As soon as I saw the first photo I thought the same- wow, there's a wiener on her face.

Average Girl In Average World said...

hahaha Blue Balls!!! On the face!!! I love it.

Bethany said...

WOW! That's one nice set of blue balls you have on your face! LOL I love reading your blog, you always have something fun to talk about. You make my life seem so boring!

Angi said...

Aweeessommme....reminds me of the poor kid in 10 Things I Hate About You that got picked on and they drew one of those on his face...but his wasn't blue, so yours is better. ;)

threeboys1mommy said...

Doe's this 7 year old host a blog? I'd love to hear his take on this.

Brittany said...

Mom Taxi...Um, about 4 hours, plus a trip into the gas station

Shannon...See above...TOO LONG!

Jen...I can see the fishing pole refernce, but it seems the general public jumps right to penis.

Aj...For real!? I was having a greasy day, but thanks!

Lamb...Um, that's what I have you around for sweetie:)

Kel...Ah, I see you too are familiar with balls on your face:)

Brittany...Isn't classy our middle name?

Swirl...WOOT! It's hard to beat blue balls, but you managed too!

Ali...HAHAHA! Why thank you:)

Anissa...Exactly, gotta write about what you know:)

Mama's Losing It...See, that is what I am thinking, but you don't think it is a touch too "Mike Tyson?"

Sandy...All weapons of mass destruction:)

Allison...I know, I always try to keep things "hip" for the young readers:)

Mekhismom...I agree, but the boy swears it is a bazooka.

Charlie...Come on girl, nothing?

Raging Dad...Hmmm...I like my options...I mean, what's MILFier than a dick on your face?

Emiline...Thanks:)

Melissa...Well, should you ever take a trip to Ohio, we can totally hang out and be friends! Thanks babe!

Danger...Dude, I am HOTTER because of the penis!

Heather...I would say so, as long as there isn't a happy ending..hehe.

Mara...I KNOW! I am trying to bring them into fashion, I can send my boys over if you want one:)

Average...Thanks, it was a good time:)

Bethany...My life is equally boring, i just choose to share the gross stuff with you:)

Angi...I agree, blue penis trumps marker penis any day!

Threeboys...Um no, but he stands by his work, and swears it's a bazooka, the top "ball" being the sight, and the bottom "ball" being the trigger...and I am sure you can figure out where the shaft is.

Asianmommy said...

OMG-hilarious!

flickrlovr said...

Bwahahaha. The situations you seem to get yourself into never cease to amaze and entertain me. Rock on.

LiteralDan said...

You are awesome. Let me just say that.

The only defense I can think of is that he was trying to draw flames and smoke shooting out the back of the bazooka. Just be thankful he didn't get to drawing a bunch of bullets coming out the other end.

This was already a Note to Self for me, but I'll reiterate it in case I'm ever drunk and misplace my list of Notes-- "Never give a child free rein to draw on your face."

Mommie Mayhem said...

LOL ok you are the blog queen !!