Sunday, August 24, 2008

Weekend Crap Up

1. Should I be concerned my pee is a burnt orange color? I feel like I should be.

2. This weekend, I missed out on the biggest event in my home town, aside from Annual Couch Potato Derby, because I opted to spend my Saturday...and most of today...on my knees next to the toilet, the victim of some violent stomach issue. You know when you get to the point in vomiting when there is simply nothing left to puke up, but your body insists on going through the motions anyways, until all that is left to heave up is stomach lining?

I do.

3. According to my statcounter...I can be found here...which is crazy!

So, um, yeah...how fun is that! Thanks to whomever nominated me, I am all about being a pinup, heck, I'll even get waxed! So,y'all better be voting for me, mama needs a vacation and I'll even tattoo each of your names on my girly parts as a thank you. It's that kind of calendar, right?

Vote!

4. Also...I can be seen over at Good Mom/ Bad Mom today, one half of which is run by my idol, Jenny the Bloggess. She's like the Miss USA of the blog world, you know, the super fun one who had to go to rehab for drugs and making out with girls.

5. Go see my doppelganger, Brittany over at her blog the Pie Lady, she gave me an award, and not only does she correctly spell our name (Fuck you Britney!), but she makes is fucking hard to maintain my girlish figure with all her delicacies. Damn you Brittany and your pies!

5. Clearly...I have issues...

Cue Suspense.

44 comments:

Laura said...

Did you seriously blur out that first test? Oh, come on! Give this girl something!
I'm totally voting for two lines.
PS- don't you LOVE dollar store pregnancy tests???

Casey said...

That is so much Pee!!!

Fiesty Charlie said...

"Burnt Orange pee?" Are you a UT fan?

Damn girl, you are falling apart or you are simply pregnant! I do hope you are on the road to recovery or simply preggers.

How many times do I need to vote to qualify for a tattoo?

Hope you are going to be part of my "blogart" project!

Mom Taxi Julie said...

I'm guessing you aren't sick from food poisoning!!

JenniBeanV said...

That's a lot of wet sticks, girl!

Laura said...

So I just realized that I am way to into someone's menstrual cycle that I have never met before.
Who am I kidding? I've gotta know! Keep it posted!

The Mom said...

Our dollar store pee sticks look like that too! The only sticks i've peed on that have turned those colors were UTI strips!

Sorry about your barfing..but could you be sick from pregnancy already...it may be a loooong 9 months.

Carrie said...

Your pee is burnt orange because you pissed on pregnancy tests all day and had nothing left to pee out but kidney cells.

Either that you ate beets...

And I recognize those dollar store tests! Niiiiiiiiice!

Jennifer said...

I LOVE the word doppelganger!!

Clearly your pee is orange because you're dehydrated from peeing on all those sticks.

Your suspense is so cruel...

Dejoni said...

Woman,
You are SO pregnant!

Emily said...

1. Burnt orange pee = drink more water. Or maybe you're on a new vitamin? Sometimes those can screw with your pee color.

2. I hope the stomach bug goes away and leaves your stomach lining in tact.

3. How cool is the hot blogger calendar! Can I come with you when you win?

4. Haven't read it yet, so no comment.

5. Eight tests??? Seriously??? Please tell me you didn't take all of them today. That's way above my record during crazy testing time. I think the most I did in one day was three.

P.S. You're welcome for the Dollar Store test tip. :-)

FlowerGirl said...

Your Saturday SUCKED!!! I'm sorry for that... Congrats on the whole HotBlogger thing... You've got my vote... Hey, that line-up looks familiar. We don't just trust ONE do we? Or two, or three...

alanna rose said...

It's got to be pink.... it's the only explanation for that much vomit (and that much pee).

kel said...

Wow. I would have said that burnt orange pee meant you need more water, but I see how many times you peed this weekend and have now come to the conclusion that you have a rare disease. You should see a dr. immediately.

Not Just Any Jen said...

Okay, I was all over nominating you for hottie blogger contest-you were the first that came to mind.

I really want to say take it easy on the POAS. I did that too, seriously just as crazy, and in the end, I went for the blood test. The blood test could detect the earliest. How old is your youngest now?
I so want another!
Jen

Lisa Marie said...

Yeah Chickie!!! I was so wondering where the hell you and your little man-torage was for the parade!!!! I also was looking for you in the beer tent for our 2008 Cornfest pic WTF? lol Oh well there is always next year. I hope you are feeling better. I so want to know the outcome of all your testing!!!

Weith Kick said...

Regarding number 2. I'm telling you to stay away from Chipolte? You must still be eating there, right?

Emiline said...

Ahh! Are you pregnant?!

Sorry about the sickness...

I'm SO voting for you! Congrats.

Brittany said...

Laura...Guilty:)

Casey...Yup, at least 3-4drops per test.

Charlie...Um, you need to vote a bazillion times, but one will get you the tattoo.

Julie...Nope, considering the heaving started on an empty stomach. I am so hungry.

Jenni...I know...it felt more pathetic when I lined them up like that.

Laura...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Wow, and to think i totally suck at secrets:)

Jen...Yeah, I had to dollar store it after hubby realized how pricey the pretty pink handled ones were.

Carrie...Ok, new rule, no one use the word beets around the barfing girl!

Jennifer...I am trying to drink more, but the second liquid touches my esophagus, I puke it up. I need a feeding tube.

Dejoni...We will see:)

Emily...1. Vitamins are for old people. 2. Dude, please. 3. I know! Hubby won't stop laughing about it. 4. Feel free to read it and add it to your scrapbook. 5. Um no. That was over the course of a 3 day period. What am I, a psycho?

Flowergirl...I know, make me stop peeing on them!

Alanna...I hope so!

Kel...See, that is what I was afraid of!

Jen...I knew it was you:) I know, I need to call my doctor...if only I could travel somewhere and not vomit. And my youngest is 1...I am crazy.

Lisa...DAMN IT! I cried the whole night, ask Hubby!

Weith...Dude, it's the devil. Why hasn't the FDA stepped in?

Emiline...Thanks, I want to be the hottest blogger in the world...if that means I get free stuff and a book deal....or even some kind of plaque.

Elizabeth said...

Another great post! Thanks for the giggle this morning!

AJ said...

I have been stalking you to see if there's any Baby #3 update! Tell us! After you tell your fam of course:)

I totally stocked up on the dollar store tests for when we start trying in 2 months. Rumor is they have one of the best accuracy rates.

Jenny, the Bloggess said...

holy crap, that is a lot of pee.

I CAN'T TAKE THE SUSPENSE.

Carolyn...Online said...

With the amount of cash you spent on EIGHT pee tests you could have bought a small baby in China. I'm just sayin'.

DetJessandalltherest said...

Spill it, sister. You're pregnant.

I'll be putting my vote in for ya...!

Amanda said...

After 8 tests, you had better know. I have always been told that you won't a false positive, only false negatives from those test. I don't think I ever took 8 though. =)
Sure hope they are positive! Yeah!
Hopefully it wasn't the taco's making you sick.

Average Girl In Average World said...

I.CAN'T.TAKE.IT!!!!!!!

YOUR PREGGERS!!!!!! TELL.ME.PLEASE......

beth - total mom haircut said...

That's a nice line up - will we be getting a close-up of at least one?

Charity said...

Okay, I admit, I just clicked on the picture to make it bigger and then actually caught myself leaning my head to the right to peer over and see the result.

;) Can't wait to hear the result!

Threeboys1mommy said...

I can't imagine all the swag you're going to score from your blogospere baby shower! I'll host. Virtual drinks, dollar store prizes, and you won't even have to show. Just wait by the door for everything from your Amazon wish list to arrive.

Jo-Jo said...

The second time I found out I was prego was with the dollar store test strip...I was praying that since it was a dollar store test then it was wrong....15 mths apart just seemed SCARY! But for you I am praying it is a two liner!

Mommie Mayhem said...

Soooooo Are we preggers ??

Mekhismom said...

Wow, 8 pee sticks? I vote pregnant. I peed on the stick 5 times to confirm my pregnancy. I just liked seeing the color change.

Leah said...

Hey since water is making you gag or whatever you said it ws doing, go buy some Gaterade G2. Whenever I am sick (or pregnant ;)) and was unable to tolerate water, that was the only thing I could drink. Grape is sooooo ogoood@ and I don't even like reg. gaterade!

KD @ A Bit Squirrelly said...

Alright you preggo biatch. Quit the suspense. We have needs.

LiteralDan said...

I think you're going to need to expand your body in some way very soon to fit all those tattooed names of people sane enough to vote for you. Think you'll be able to manage it?

I figure if you're not pregnant yet, there's always the pies, right?

lamb said...

if your Fing preggers and im not, watch out. im gonna send a virtual kick to your metaphoric balls.

*turns green with jealousy*

(of course im currently 1 day late. BIG BOO-YAH!!)

Laura said...

Fine. I will continue to stop by every hour on the hour until you put up a new post and unblur that damn picture. Seriously, are we two lines or one? I'm getting impatient!

Channah said...

LOL, I remember last year peeing on 5 of the EPT sticks. You've got me beat.

Also, I've tagged you for a meme:
http://getagripmom.blogspot.com/2008/08/meme-quirky-quirks.html

Lisa@verybusymomwith4 said...

you are sooo pregnant--fess up!

But 8--man I don't think I've done that many ever and I have 4 kids :0

Shelly... said...

Wow, that is a lot of pee sticks. Hope you aren't still puking!

I stole your Prozac said...

Feelings of extreme supense are on target.

Launch information sharing sequence. PLEASE!!!

and, no I am not a sci-fi geek. okay, a little.

AJ said...

You're killing me with your info with-holding!

HeatherW said...

I sooooooo feel you on the puking when there is NOTHING left to puke...why does God punish us so!! Ok...so usually when I puke like that it is from drinking so maybe that is why God punishes me!!

texasholly said...

Are you still holding out on this?